#!/usr/bin/env bash # a frivolous but useful script that shows information about the local # computer in terms of an adventure game inventory listing. source "$FEISTY_MEOW_SCRIPTS/core/launch_feisty_meow.sh" unset -v codename osname osver if [ $OPERATING_SYSTEM == "UNIX" ]; then if [ -z "$IS_DARWIN" ]; then # we only try running lsb_release if not on a mac. which lsb_release &>/dev/null if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then codename="$(lsb_release -cs 2>/dev/null)" osname="$(lsb_release -is 2>/dev/null)" osver="$(lsb_release -rs 2>/dev/null)" fi else # darwin / mac doesn't have lsb since not linux. #Usage: sw_vers [-productName|-productVersion|-buildVersion] osname="$(sw_vers -productName 2>/dev/null)" osver="$(sw_vers -productVersion 2>/dev/null)" #echo "osname = '$osname' and osver = '$osver'" if [[ "$osver" =~ ^10\.15.*$ ]]; then codename="Catalina" elif [[ "$osver" =~ ^10\.14.*$ ]]; then codename="Mojave" elif [[ "$osver" =~ ^10\.13.*$ ]]; then codename="High Sierra" elif [[ "$osver" =~ ^11\..*$ ]]; then codename="Big Sur" elif [[ "$osver" =~ ^12\..*$ ]]; then codename="Monterey" else codename="$(sw_vers -buildVersion 2>/dev/null)" fi fi fi if [ -z "$codename" ]; then codename="mysterioso" osname="unspecified" osver="0.0?" fi # see if uptime even exists. uptime &>/dev/null if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then # test if this uptime knows the -p flag. uptime -p &>/dev/null if [ $? -eq 0 ]; then up="$(uptime -p)" else up="$(uptime | awk '{print $2 " " $3 " " $4 " plus " $1 " hours" }')" fi else # if we can't do this, then we're not even on windows cygwin. wth are we? up="up a whole $(cat /proc/uptime|awk '{print $1}') seconds, yo" fi # decide whether they've got splitter available or not. if [ -f "$FEISTY_MEOW_BINARIES/splitter" -o -f "$FEISTY_MEOW_BINARIES/splitter.exe" ]; then # calculate the number of columsn in the terminal. cols=$(get_maxcols) splitter="$FEISTY_MEOW_BINARIES/splitter --maxcol $(($cols - 1))" else # not available, so just emit as huge overly long string. splitter="cat" fi echo echo "it is $(date +"%A at %H:%M hours on day %e of the %B moon in the gregorian year %Y" | tr A-Z a-z) and our intrepid adventurer $USER is exploring a computer named $(hostname) that is running in a thoughtspace called $osname $osver (code-name $codename), and $USER has deduced that the machine's OS platform is $(uname -m) and its current incarnation has been ${up}." | $splitter echo echo "the following things appear to be lying around here..." echo ls -hFC $color_add echo echo "there appear to be these entities on this host..." echo who -suT echo